Snowboardkid 21’s Yo Momma #11, 12, 13 and 14

#11- Yo Momma so ugly, she are going to ugly conests but man say “No Professonial allowed”!
#12- Yo Momma so stupid, she sold her car for gas money!
#13- Yo Momma so hairy, Bigfoot have a a lot pictures of her at his hiding area!
#14- Yo Momma so fat, she are going to Gulf of Mexico as vacation but she had accident fart at there and cause Hurricance in Mexico!

Snowboardkid 21’s Riddles #9 and 10

#9- What is different between the snowboarding and surfing?
People who are does snowboarding got trapped by avalance, people who are does surfing got eaten by sharks!
#10- What is different between the skateboarding and cycling?
People who are does skateboarding got hurt from falled by does grinded on pipes, peopel who are does cycling get hurt by falled by does jumped from ramps!

Snowboardkid 21’s Riddles #7 and 8

#7- Who is a mouse that always use gloves and have a pet dog?
Mickey Mouse!
#8- Who is a dog who always careless and have best friends who is mouse and duck?
Goofy!

Snowboardkid 21’s Riddles #5 and 6

#5- What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter… he won’t come to you anyway!
#6- Why did the jazz musician like the wooden board?
Because it had a nice groove in it!

Snowboardkid 21’s Riddles #1, 2, 3 and 4

#1- What is green and muscule?
Hulk!
#2- What is yellow and holes?
Spongebob!
#3- What is red, blue and tightsuit?
Superman!
#4- What is duck and emotinalness?
Donald Duck!

Snowboardkid 21’s Jokes of Day #8, 9 and 10

#8- How many is Dumb person screw lightbulbs on the fan?
None! Because he is so dumb!
#9- How many is Hipper screw lightbulbs on the fan?
One for his fan, other lightbulbs does recycled!
#10- How many is Lawyer screw lightbulbs on the fan?
4 for his fan, other lightbulbs used as evidence!

Snowboardkid 21’s Yo Momma #9 and 10

#9- Yo Momma so fat, a picture of her is really heavy!
#10- Yo Momma so ugly, when she looked behind a window and she got arrested for mooning!

( This Yo Momma jokes is based on Nicole Strom’s ideas jokes to help me to make my jokes more better, so my website too. I hope You have more better jokes and yo momma jokes to help me and website more better!)

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Snowboardkid 21’s Jokes and Yo Momma #7 and #8

#7- (Jokes) Chad: Will u punish me for I did something? Teacher: Yeah, why? Chad: Man! Because I did homework!
#8- (Yo Momma) Yo Momma so ugly and fat, so Aliens never does experiement or invasion on her face and body!

Snowboardkid 21’s Yo Momma #5, 6 and 7

#5- Yo Momma so ugly, she killed King Kong by looked her face and had falled from building!
#6- Yo Momma so thin, King Kong used her as his toothpick!
#7- Yo Momma so fat, King Kong have hard time to bring her to top of building but King Kong had killed by falled from building by heavyness!